Tuesday 21 May 2013

Monday 20 May 2013



What is the Most Exciting Invention EVER?!? :)

The Earth.

That’s my answer. Plain and simple.

I doubt that I need to explain... but I will, just for those who don’t really understand my answer.

Our Solar System is like a big family. the Sun is the mum and the planets are the children. In some families there is a child that is different or weird; in this case that kid is Earth.

When God was creating the universe he wanted to make each planet special. He gave Jupiter a HUGE freckle and made Venus the planet of love. But once he was finished the universe looked incomplete. So he added another planet.

EARTH!!! Like all the other planets he tried to make it unique. There was one SMALL problem. He had no more ideas. Weeks and Weeks passed, but nothing came to him. Finally he had, had enough.

he had to face the fact that there was nothing else. Gigantic tears streamed down his face. They splattered the Earth. God looked down. the tears were BEAUTIFUL!!! They had sloshed around the globe and created the seas. His creative juices started flowing again. He was coming up with ideas everyday. All sorts of random things he would place on the Earth.

Humans, trees and animals were some of the few.

After a while he ran out of ideas again; but this time it didn’t matter! The world was perfect. The Earth may have changed over the years, but it’s still that amazing planet.

By Zora


What is the Real Reason your Hw's not at School this Morning

“And Tim you can be paired with...” Please be my crush please be my crush . “Kate” Great, my teacher just had to pair me with her the most annoying person in my class. “You will all be given an egg and you and your partner must treat this egg like it’s your own child,” continued my teacher. This assignment was the worst to date.

It was my day to look after the egg. Parents were out. All alone, I started to become agitated as time went on with no food in my stomach. I opened the fridge door in search of something to eat. My mother’s cake. My dad’s chips and my sister’s pasta all the food I was told not to eat. I couldn’t fry the egg up or could I? I poured oil into the pan and cracked my egg. The egg sizzled and splattered. Within minutes the egg was on the plate. I knew there was no going back now so I slurped it all up. When it came to the daily inspection I was sure to wet my pants.

“Joe and Wendy your egg is all fine that’s good.”  Of course it would those little goody-two shoes. Kate and I were next “Where’s the egg? Don’t tell me you...” Kate said to me “Yeah I did”. “Well well Tim you managed to break your egg in two days. Congratulations you just earned yourself a one way ticket to a week's detention,’ said my teacher.

“B-b-but it was Kate’s fault she dropped it”

“Nice try you’re not framing Kate to get out of detention.” The rest of the week I spent my time in the office watching all my friends play. Maybe it wasn’t worth eating my egg, nah who am I kidding. It totally was.
BY TIM