Snuffles and Sneezes are really just... trying to... because long, long ago...

By Zora Rodricks

Snuffles and Sneezes are really just dogs, trying to win The Ulitimate Dance Competition; because long, long ago...

"Wasn't it yesterday???"yelled Susan.

"Hey I'm telling the story, soooooo SHUSH!!"

'As I was saying... long, long ago a video was uploaded onto the internet of two dancing dogs! These dogs were called Snuffles and  Sneezes. They took the world by surprise. Nobody had ever heard of dancing dogs. They toured all over the neighborhood and far beyond that, to places like the mall and the supermarket.

Then everything changed. Nobody cared about "dancing dogs" anymore. That was soooooooooooo twenty minutes ago. Snuffles and Sneezes wasted away, spending all their money on DOG TREATS and CATNIP. The two dancing partners took to the streets . The world of stardom had ruined them.

Needing all the fame they could get, Snuffles and Sneezes searched allys and highways. Entering Amateur Dance Competitions and dance-offs in backstreets.

"Oh COME ON CHARLIE!!! None of that happened!!" Susan rudely interrupted.

"Yes it did, BECAUSE......." I dramatically ripped of my pants, revealing sparkly, tights!!

"I am Snuffles!!"

" OH DEAR LORD" cried Susan.